Even though you gave me a fear of crabs on Mablethorpe beach, pinned me down and tickled me so much I could hardly breathe, followed me around annoying & jumping out at me, you were always first in line when I wanted to turn someone into a frog with my magic fairy wand. Thank you for being my big brother.
See ya later bro,
Spanner/Spandau ballet/Hannyban